Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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