You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
