Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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