Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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