I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm like, not good at living.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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