Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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