you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
These tits shall not be calmed
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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