Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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