ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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