butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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