Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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