This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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