I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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