I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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