Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
