don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Randomize
