I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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