Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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