sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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