Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
And then my night got REAL pukey
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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