I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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