Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize