I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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