Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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