North Korea, Best Korea!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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