I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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