Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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