he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
whose parrot is this?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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