Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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