So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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