is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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