I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was born a porn star she said
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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