He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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