I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Found your dick twin last night
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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