where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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