I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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