I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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