I've blown a few things in my day
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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