somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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