10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
i've created a new STD.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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