Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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