Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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