fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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