found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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