Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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