I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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