Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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