he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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