i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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