Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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