Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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