I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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